If brains were made of horse manure, how many female brains to fill a bath tub?

dude you are a loser!! cant you come up with anything better than that. how long did it take you to come up with that nifty little joke. why dont you go back to your room and think a little harder. be careful you dont get hurt thou!!If brains were made of horse manure, how many female brains to fill a bath tub?
thank you,


and i like my balls!! and if there is anything that is every worth saying, i will always do it! see you on the next question! (haha)

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If brains were made of horse manure, how many female brains to fill a bath tub?
sometimes, i agree with 'tard hata
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I agree with her.


You go girl!
Why a bath tub?
I have reported this question as inciting hatred. I hope it is soon removed.





In the meantime, I suggest you deal with your aggression by taking up a team sport that involves both women and men, channel your rage into a productive activity like anger management therapy, and educate yourself on women's history, gender roles, and the psychology of prejudice.
None, because they don't have brains.
Not sure...I just know it would take fewer than filling with male brains, because male brains are heavier because they are more dense.
Your question blows my mind.
only a man would ask this stupid question
if you are gonna ask a funny question then why not end it how many female brains woud you need to fertlizie a flower box. im starting to think your brains are made of manure
I have never reported anyone. I think I will make an exception for you. All of your questions are misogynistic and offensive.





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Mysigynist A. Hole.
1 coz we'd use our 1 brain to come up with a better idea!!
good boy .. take a shower and go to sleep ..
your mama
if everybody had brains the size of yours it would be hellish difficult to even fill a small plantpot
I see you have received an awful lot of negative answers. Since this was probably your intention, you won't get one from me. I just wonder what woman in your life hurt you so badly that you feel like it is alright to be so derogatory toward women. If this was a joke, no-ones laughing. I feel real sorry for you.
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Which is one more than if they were male brains.





And you aren't even stipulating the size of the bath tub.
There'd be no more room because the egotistical male brains all got there first. And I'm sure yours(if you are a guy) was NUMBER 1! WOOWOOWOO
It depends, are you male or female?
Your mother.

Where could I find the new ';Tub time Curious George Bubble Bath Toy'; Anywhere but ebay?

I have trying to look for the new ';Tub time Curious George Bubble Bath Toy'; for my daughter. I look on ebay and is going for almost $50 plus shipping. I think just little to expensive to pay for an bath toy. I was wondering could I get the toy at any of the local stores like Wal-mart, Target, or K-mart. Any suggestions, thanks!Where could I find the new ';Tub time Curious George Bubble Bath Toy'; Anywhere but ebay?
I've tried looking for George all over and i also have been calling toys r us very day or a week straight to see when they were going to restock the toy,but no one was able to answer me. How i was able to purchase George was going on line early in the morning. I paid $8 more but it was worth it.Where could I find the new ';Tub time Curious George Bubble Bath Toy'; Anywhere but ebay?
I can't find him any where either!!!!!


What's up with the manufacturers???? Don't they want to sell these things or what, I mean..... really, they have the commercials for it all day long.............but you can't find one anywhere, I don't get it. My son really wants one.

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I just called Toys R Us and they said they sell out right away. I had them hold one of the three left from this mornings shipment!!! Good luck!

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What did the bath tub say to the Toilet?

Don't throw rocks at me for this one....i thought it was cute....I'll give answer in a few.What did the bath tub say to the Toilet?
You may get more a-s-s than me but i don't take s-h-i-t from none!!What did the bath tub say to the Toilet?
I can get rid of more waist than you?
U stink


idk

What is a 'Jacuzzi bath tub'??

is it something like steam bath? or pressure shower system? what is the function? can you help me to know??What is a 'Jacuzzi bath tub'??
its like a large tub (hot tub) kind of





sometimes like 8 people can get in at once





with water jets and heat usually I think





high tech ones can be EXPENSIVEWhat is a 'Jacuzzi bath tub'??
i think it's a bathtub that has the same functions as a jacuzzi
a jacuzzi bath tub is a very nice tub that you can turn on to be a jacuzzi or leave it off for a normal bath.

Is there a such thing as a ';bath tub'; type thing that breaks up kidney stones?

is there a bath that hospitals use for patients to sit in to get rid of kidney stones that are lodged in the kidneyIs there a such thing as a ';bath tub'; type thing that breaks up kidney stones?
Its called extracoporeal shockwave lithotripsy, and is usually done under mild sedation.





There is a newer version where the patient lies on a special bed with a silicon ring in the middle that is filled with water, and the shockwaves are delivered through that. It is more powerful than the bath tub, so the patients are put completely out with general anaesthesia.





Both types may take more than one treatment to completely break up stones - depends on size and composition of the stone.Is there a such thing as a ';bath tub'; type thing that breaks up kidney stones?
Yes--it is called lithotripsy by ultrasonic wave. It is not painful. The sound waves travel through the water and then through the body tissues to ';break up'; the stones with sound waves. The stone fragments then pass through the urinary tract in the urine to the outside of the body. That part is sometimes, but not always, a little painful.
I believe there was a device which I saw on television a while ago where you sit in a bath-tub like device and ultra-sonic ';shockwaves'; are sent into the bath to target kidney stones (or was that gall-stones?) and break them up into smaller bits (which are more easily passed)

Does anyone know if walk in bath tubs are covered under medicare?

My mother in law is on disability and medicare. I think she would truly benefit from one of these. Does anyone know? Even if you have any information on a reputable company I would be greatly appreciative. Thank you!Does anyone know if walk in bath tubs are covered under medicare?
If her doc will rx one, it can be. It will have to be pre approved which will require letters and cooperation from the doctor.





I would look towards a med supply company for this. I want to think there should be companies that do this for medicare patients like the wheel chair companies and stuff? Your doc or social worker should be able to help you find a company, being that medicare will probably only work with certain providers.Does anyone know if walk in bath tubs are covered under medicare?
it depends on if the tub caters to a specific medical need

Did you hear what the cops found in Jeffrey Dommers bath tub?

They found Head and Shoulders sitting in the corner.Did you hear what the cops found in Jeffrey Dommers bath tub?
cute!Did you hear what the cops found in Jeffrey Dommers bath tub?
Oh really I thought it was a pube. But that's interesting too.
hahah
love puns, don't you
lol
Hey, not bad. I'll have to top you.
You, of course, heard what he said to Lorenna Bobbett?











Are you going to eat that?
ooooooooh!

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What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??

Islands in the stream (lol)What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??
Islands in the stream.





That's like the joke about why Dolly's feet are so small (because nothing grows in the shade).What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??
You would call it ';Islands in the stream'; after her duet with Kenny Rodgers.
I heard the answer as ';islands in the STEAM';


A hot bath.
Ha ha I never heard this one either, too cute!
LMBO!!!!!! I've never heard that untill just now!
I don't get it?

Bath tub help needed big blue baboon?

burping bubble in bath tub and burnt beans and boiled beans


what do I do do doBath tub help needed big blue baboon?
Shoot the baboon!! LOL

Bath tub pluged?

okay my tub was plugged up for some reason and then i used draino and it went away. but soon it kept coming back and i dont know what to do. help the drain did clear up so how can it build up so fast.Bath tub pluged?
It may not have unclogged it completely just a small hole in the plug. Hair %26lt;try brushing before bathing%26gt; is an evil culprit, so is soap. Do you know what type of pipes you have? If they are PVC you can pour bleach down the drain, will dissolve the hair and soap and much cheaper than Drano. I leave mine overnight but if you have metal pipes it is not good to do from what I hear. Afterwards run really hot water. After water drains pour vinegar and baking soda %26lt;it is going to foam%26gt; once a week for a while %26lt;both ingredients are cheap%26gt; If it stays unclogged you can go to once a month treatments. If not you may have to have a plumber snake it out then use the vinegar and baking soda for upkeep. Good luck.Bath tub pluged?
This sounds dumb,but I've been through it.Run the water until it's hot and take out your plunger-yes,plunger-and wait until you have some water buildup and plunge the drain.It's a little tough getting around the stopper,so unscrew it,then use the plunger as a stopper for water build up.What happens is that the build up is so gunky,you need to force it away by using the plunger hard.Which happens with hot water being forced down the drain.Hard
you can boil a pot of water on the stove and pour it down the drain a few times
Nasty_mcdirty said it right. I tried his advice, and it worked for me! Thanx McDirty!!!

What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??

Islands in the stream (lol)What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??
Islands in the stream.





That's like the joke about why Dolly's feet are so small (because nothing grows in the shade).What do you call Dolly Parton laying down in the bath tub??
You would call it ';Islands in the stream'; after her duet with Kenny Rodgers.
I heard the answer as ';islands in the STEAM';


A hot bath.
Ha ha I never heard this one either, too cute!
LMBO!!!!!! I've never heard that untill just now!
I don't get it?

Bath tub help needed big blue baboon?

burping bubble in bath tub and burnt beans and boiled beans


what do I do do doBath tub help needed big blue baboon?
Shoot the baboon!! LOL

Bath tub pluged?

okay my tub was plugged up for some reason and then i used draino and it went away. but soon it kept coming back and i dont know what to do. help the drain did clear up so how can it build up so fast.Bath tub pluged?
It may not have unclogged it completely just a small hole in the plug. Hair %26lt;try brushing before bathing%26gt; is an evil culprit, so is soap. Do you know what type of pipes you have? If they are PVC you can pour bleach down the drain, will dissolve the hair and soap and much cheaper than Drano. I leave mine overnight but if you have metal pipes it is not good to do from what I hear. Afterwards run really hot water. After water drains pour vinegar and baking soda %26lt;it is going to foam%26gt; once a week for a while %26lt;both ingredients are cheap%26gt; If it stays unclogged you can go to once a month treatments. If not you may have to have a plumber snake it out then use the vinegar and baking soda for upkeep. Good luck.Bath tub pluged?
This sounds dumb,but I've been through it.Run the water until it's hot and take out your plunger-yes,plunger-and wait until you have some water buildup and plunge the drain.It's a little tough getting around the stopper,so unscrew it,then use the plunger as a stopper for water build up.What happens is that the build up is so gunky,you need to force it away by using the plunger hard.Which happens with hot water being forced down the drain.Hard
you can boil a pot of water on the stove and pour it down the drain a few times
Nasty_mcdirty said it right. I tried his advice, and it worked for me! Thanx McDirty!!!

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Bath tub wont empty. Help?

My dad's freaking at me. Like it was appearently my fault the water wont go down. Any idea what we should do?Bath tub wont empty. Help?
Have you been letting the condoms go down the drain after you and the boy friend,emm,.....shower? that will pis dad offBath tub wont empty. Help?
unblock it
Draino or Bleach will do the trick!
pull the plug...lol.. try a plunger
drain-o...or reach your hand down the drain and pull out whatever is in there. he is probably ';freaking at you'; because you have longer hair than him and I always had to pull out my long hair from the drain cause it would always clog up on me. nasty but it works.
Heres the answer ,where the lever is to toggle between the spigot and the shower . there is two screws holding that plate on with the lever undo those two screws and pull out the plate, there will be a ong rod attached to it with a amall cup/drum/ stopper attached to it , and it will be filled with hair or what ever. clean it up and replace down the hole , where u got it from and ur all set good luck
get some thick bleach or something to put down the plug hole to unblock it.
Get a wire coat hanger and make a little hook on the end of it and dig all of your hair out.
Go buy foam drano for like 4$, Target freds ect. Foam and gel 2-1 won't eat away at the pipes. We had a plumber come out once that put a snake (tool lol) up the over flow thing to un clear it. Or try a Zip thing it white costs like 2.96 at home depot that's only if it's like hair. If it's hair get a STRAINER thing for it. Ours cost .96 cents from walmartt. we had a different one that we thought cought hair but when we got this we it caught like 10 times more NOT JOKING or exsaderating. Target used to have a great genaric drano that worked the better then the more expensive stuff. They don't carrey it at ours though but check on that.





If you have animals Lock them OUT OF THE BATHROOM





If you can't go to the store baking soda and then pour vinager down it . Thats what my aunt uses.
Carefully use a good, strong drain cleaner.

Why do farts in the bath tub stink?

You know what im talking about ..... lolWhy do farts in the bath tub stink?
Its a fart a fart is a fart in water, fire, doesnt matter the gasses will always stink especially in the tub the fart makes bubbles and the stink gets trapped in it and then pops it will stink!Why do farts in the bath tub stink?
Lol I would have to say because of the warmth of the water


Imagine a fart on a cold day


Now imagine a fart on a hot sweaty summers day


Lovely isn't it?
Because your fart releases CO2 which rises to the surface. Like a bubble full of bad smelling stuff comes up and pops, you can still smell it.
it b/c theyre farts


farts stink


but i c what you're saying


they do stick


like stinky stinks that you stink

How do you write 'lovely bath tub' in french?

Une jolie baignoire/ une baignoire 茅l茅gante/ une belle baignoire/ une merveilleuse baignoire .


Une baignoire superbe/ une baignoire splendide.How do you write 'lovely bath tub' in french?
une baignoire magnifiqueHow do you write 'lovely bath tub' in french?
I would say either:





Une baignoire charmante = A charming bathtub





Une belle baignoire = A beautiful bathtub
Well I'm not to sure how to write that but I have a method that can help u


1. Go to google


2. Type in French Transalation


3. Hit the first


It should come up with the website and then go to the free version


4. Hit from English to French


5. Type whatever u want


and u'll have it
belle baignoire
une belle baignoire
jolie baignoire . Weird question . Why do u want to know that?

Should a fish eat a pancake in the bath tub?

they are sanitary fish and keep good hygene jjust like any other fishShould a fish eat a pancake in the bath tub?
LMAO!


A fish should eat a pancake in the bath tub.Should a fish eat a pancake in the bath tub?
that is probably the best question i have ever read! I would eat a pancake in a bathtub and im sanitary so yes i would say a fish can eat a pancake in a bathtub but don't forget the butter and syrup!
Instead of fish, me.


And instead of pancake, cookies.


Perfect.
yes, because thats perfectly normal .
Only if it's Friday under the bridge with cardinals.
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As long as nobody's getting hurt in the process.
Feed a goldfish too much and it'll die from over eating, the stupid fish :(
Well, I guess if they really want to, but make sure they use waterproof napkins. rotfl.
I am just so confused right now...
you are the king of random xD
yes..they should at least eat two a day
no
yes
is this a joke?
If that's what you're into go ahead. I'm not here to judge.

Plastic bath tub stain from cleaning chemicals. PLEASE HELP MAJOR MISTAKE!?

We live in a mobile home and we are renting. We have one issue before we move. I was cleaning the bathtub with the works and it seems to have discolored the tub in different areas. I need to know what to do to fix this problem. It looks like dark rust marks on the cream tub but I believe it is marks damaged from the cleaner. I heard sand paper may work. How would I fix this problem to make the tub look nicer?Plastic bath tub stain from cleaning chemicals. PLEASE HELP MAJOR MISTAKE!?
After seeing your question, I don't have the answers to your questions, sorry :-(

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Bath tub Trip level stays up all the time.?

Trip level stays up, you have to hand hold it in order to let the water drain, what parts should I replace to keep the Trip level up when needed?Bath tub Trip level stays up all the time.?
re move the 2 screws.pull the trip lever out.you will see how it works.you will find it has a spring witha washer.if you can remove the spring.then stretch it i little to put more pressure where its needed.this may work.if not try to replace it.

My friend told me when he cleans out his tank he puts the old tank water and fish into his bath tub is this ok

its best not to put fish into anything that has had chemicals in it that can be dangerous to them, such as soap, which would likely be in a bathtubMy friend told me when he cleans out his tank he puts the old tank water and fish into his bath tub is this ok
no as the bath has had deturgents in there which can be fatal to fish and he should not be doing that much of a water change any way the most should be 50% . he is stessing the fish out every time he does this and shotening their life spanMy friend told me when he cleans out his tank he puts the old tank water and fish into his bath tub is this ok
hm, if its only temporary i dont see why not





but he shouldnt be cleaning out his tank completely, he should still have some of the old water in it


he should use a gravel cleaner
Well as long as the fish dont go down the drain and there is enough water i'm pretty sure it would be okay =]





But make sure that there isnt any leftover shampoo or soap that could get stirred up..
Why doesn't he use a 5 gallon bucket and one of those syphon hose vacuums to clean around the rocks, he really shouldn't handle the fish.
That wouldn't hurt the fish as long as there is no chemical cleaner left in the bath. also, aren't you supposed to leave an amount of the dirty water in the tank before you fill it back up? The other thing is, when the tank is full it should be left to stand for several hours, fresh tap water has chlorine and fluoride in it and he needs to give it chance to 'breath' before putting the fish back in.
No. He shouldn't be doing a full 100% water change in the first place. Moving the fish stresses them out and that opens the door for other health problems. If the tank is cycled, he should only change NO MORE THAN 30% per week.
On a normal clean the fish shouldn't leave the tank, only like a 10-20% water change is required, best done with a gravel cleaner, and then clean the glass or do any gardening while the waters low. Then refill it and add stress zime (or watever dechlorinator you use). During this clean the filter too.


Any soap residue could kill the fish, also the stress and shock of being caught does them no favours at all.